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Ya know, bachelor woodpeckers rat-ah-tata-tat to get a lady’s attention. Perhaps human males should follow suit. Then they’d knock some sense into their heads.

Unkind! Unfair! Feminist!

Unkind? Yes. Terribly sorry.

Unfair? Nope. I have not been overly impressed thus far with the opposite gender.

Feminist? Depends on what you are. My feminist side only comes out on rare occasion, and in the face of semi-rare stupidity. For the most part, I appreciate guys.

I have the winning ways of a candid cardinal; the audacity of the humble chickadee; the hop-step dance of the scrub jay. Charm me if you can.