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Kid: I’m going to tear this house apart!

Me: No you’re not.

Kid: Yes I am!

Me: No, you’re not. Because, if you do, have you any idea what I will do?

Kid: *giggles *

Me: I am going to duct tape you to the wall. And when your mom comes home and asks me, “Why is my daughter duct taped to the wall?”

Kid: *laughing *

Me: I will tell her, “Because she tore apart the house.”

Kid: How are you going to duct tape me to the wall if I tore the whole house apart?

Me: *raises eyebrows *

Case closed. Kid goes back to reading.

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